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| yo who goes on xanga anymore?
oh im gonna go paintballing for my b-day if u wanna come let me kno.
-winson-
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| Dear xanga,
I havent written in here in awhile, but um i was
just looking around on the internet today after dinner and i came
across this entry by this guy name Dave. He talks about pre marital sex
and God and how he chooses not to have sex, ever. I mean i agree with
him with what he says about how its bad to have pre marital sex,
however he doesnt want to have sex period. I kno some people are say
what the ... is wrong with this kid? I mean he feels if everyone doesnt
have sex, that they would be rewarded in heaven with plenty of
women... first of all i think this kid is messed up in the head,
when did God ever say that? i think he has to get his facts straight.
I agree with some stuff he says that virginity is a very special thing
and sex is a wonderful thing and should be shared with that one and
only, however i personally feel he is full of shit.
What do u think?
My Virginity Is A Beautiful Flower
I would like to discuss something very important, and very personal
with you. It’s about my sweet virgin flower. Now I know a lot of you
kids are having pre-marital sex, and though it is a mortal sin, I won’t
judge you. That’s His job. But I do feel it to be part of my Christian
obligation to inform you that sexual relations outside of marriage are
wicked and dangerous. I want to save not only your souls, but also your
genitals from the burning flames of Hell.
How do I know so much about sex when I’ve never had it?
My mother. While the rest of you were sitting through your mandatory
weekly sex ed course, my mother Dorothy was making me undergo six
intensive, religiously-based information sessions daily. I know more
about sex than most doctors. Why, I could spot a case of syphilis from
across the street, Janet. I could see a Herpes outbreak on the bus, Tom
Jenkins. I could even tell the last time you infected yourself with HPV
from auto-fellatio, Alfred Crosby of 210 S. Walnut.
 I am a veritable walking diagnostic kit.
And because I know so much about sex, I have decided not to have it –
ever. This might seem odd, because according to most reputable sources
(Catholic priests, televangelists, and the GOP) there is nothing
inherently wrong with sex in the confines of marriage. In fact, marital
sex is so not wrong that some Mormon groups have enough marital sex for
one or two or three of our normal human marriages.
Still, I think it wise to not only follow the letter of the law, but to
go beyond the letter of the law. After all, if God gives passage into
Heaven for doing all the required stuff, just think what he does for
those who go above and beyond!
Ye, verily, God rewards greatly the overachiever.
Nevertheless, I have the same temptations as the rest of you and I know
that it will be difficult, what with all those sexy movies, lingerie
ads, and men’s fitness magazines. But I am confident that my strictly
heterosexual mastubatory practices will be handily rewarded in Heaven.
I fully expect God to give me a horde of beautiful virgins to deflower
while the rest of you pagans are getting raped in Satan’s prison.
But rejoice, for it is not too late! If you all stop having sex today
and spend everyday after groveling for forgiveness, you too can receive
eternal bliss and the dignity of a celibate lifestyle.
So what’s it going to be? Heaven on earth or heaven in Heaven? The
flames of lust on earth and the flames of Hell in Hell? The mildly
uncomfortable post-coitus conversations or the mildly uncomfortable
waiting room of Purgatory? I leave the choice to you.
Yours in Christ,
Dave
-winson-
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| fo shizzle my nizzle
-winson-
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| College is a lot of fun. To endure, be patient, and adapt are some of
the greatest accomplishments which are important for happiness. Life is good, think
positive and smile 
-winson-
P.S. I LOVE EMILY.
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| Hmm well i guess its time for me to put up and entry before i leave for college.
For those of you who don't know i am going to Temple University, its in
north philly... the worst part of Philly, woot! Anyway last week i said
bye to Steve Yu, he was like wow guys im soo sad to be leaving, and i
was like eh, its ok we'll still see eachother. Like i was whatever, but
now i kno how he felt, its like your running on a long thin bridge and
it just keeps getting thinner... eventually you will fall. As i
approach the last days i have left here in Metuchen i think about all
the times and memories i had with friends and family. I always looked
forward to college but now that it has come i dont know if im ready. Im
stil ready to wake up as late as i want and not have to worry about
anything. Breakfast would always be on the table, prepared by mother,
will would always be there sleeping still, and kathy would be up bright
and early watching cartoons. Im going to miss how Kathy is going to
grow up to be a bright young woman. I guess im really going to miss
everything being the way they are, im gonna miss being able to call my
friend up and just hanging out and not doing anything. Its so unreal to
me right now, that im leaving on friday, some people i wont ever get to
see again, and others who made such an impact on my life i will be far
from.
i just want to thank my closest friends who had always been there for
me through everything, and accepting who i am as a person. I thank you
for making me who i am today. All those endless times we laughed and
how much fun we had. I will try to keep in touch. Thank you soo much.
emily, i think you had the greatest impact on my life, my best friend,
you have always been there no matter what. Calling me back after we get
into a fight, giving me hope when all hope was lost. You motivated me
to be more than what i am, you made me a better person, you helped me
through every part of my life, guided me on the right track. Im gonna
miss being able to come to visit you in the middle of the night when i
missed you, or suprising you when you feel lonely. Im gonna miss that
smile you make when you are with me. Me holding you so tight in my
arms. No matter
what anyone else said you believed in me, you believed in us. I care
about you so much and i dont know where i would be without you. Baby I
thank you and I love you.
You never know how much something means to you unless you've lost it.
-winson-
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